1. what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes

    1. teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
    2. students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
    3. : do we have to read the pesterlogs
    4. : i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
    5. : ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
    6. : name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
     
  2. 20:43

    Notes: 3570

    Reblogged from theoriginalspike

    Tags: qt

    image: Download

    twotwentyonebbakerst:

rogue0fkawaii:

jolt3:

I want a bucket full of ducklings ;3;

the “oh my god” that came out of my house was really fuckin high pitched

^

    twotwentyonebbakerst:

    rogue0fkawaii:

    jolt3:

    I want a bucket full of ducklings ;3;

    the “oh my god” that came out of my house was really fuckin high pitched

    ^

    (Source: wuxifrisbee)

     
  3. 16:50

    Notes: 8809

    Reblogged from adiostoreadors

    Tags: yumfood feels

    fattiesinlove:

    Your daily food porn reblog. 

    xoxo

     
  4. 23:17 23rd May 2012

    Notes: 20909

    Reblogged from allieelly

    Tags: oh godakljshlkuhlskdhflaieurhfl

    gelierzucker:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    mrlimpdick:

    iamnotswarley:

    melethril:

    nobodysmuse:

    callmekitto:

    revivi:

    siksta:

    #Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

    Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

    100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

    this is the best story

    Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

    This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

    OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

    holy shit is this FOR REAL.

    Wiener Schnitzel!!

    Pfffft, that’s the best I’ve ever heard.
    SCHADENFREUDE! Imagine someone screaming this when they’re in danger. 

    (Source: yesimheretoo)

     
  5. feeling awkward because my dash is suddenly sexually frustrated.

     
  6. 22:48

    Notes: 4154

    Reblogged from theadventuresofcargline

    Tags: bat kidsawww

    image: Download

    tealgeezus:

k009:

YEAAAAAAAAAAH! *:・゚’☆.+゚’・:*+☆  Batman Tees@ ★FANIME:【 T287-T288 】 

The cute…I can’t…

    tealgeezus:

    k009:

    YEAAAAAAAAAAH! *:・゚’☆.+゚’・:*+☆  
    Batman Tees
    ★FANIME: T287-T288 

    The cute…I can’t…

     
  7. 22:38

    Notes: 4849

    Reblogged from callmekitto

    Tags: oh god yeah

    Social Justice Problems

    1. on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
    2. in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
     
  8. jollyasaroger:

ass-butts:

colorfulsplendour:

lyndez:

msgryz:

toxcatl:

explosivess:

aintasuperhero:

tuttifruittisummerlove:

mystrade-rox-my-umbrella:

robotverve:

adriaugh:

boltong:

artyintheuk:

boltong:

(via fuckyeahethnicmodels)

hold up i got more of this babe

aight continue

I’M IN LOVE





i wanna marry her



Look at her. LOOK AT HER. Effing GORGEOUS.

    jollyasaroger:

    ass-butts:

    colorfulsplendour:

    lyndez:

    msgryz:

    toxcatl:

    explosivess:

    aintasuperhero:

    tuttifruittisummerlove:

    mystrade-rox-my-umbrella:

    robotverve:

    adriaugh:

    boltong:

    artyintheuk:

    boltong:

    (via fuckyeahethnicmodels)

    hold up i got more of this babe

    aight continue

    I’M IN LOVE

    i wanna marry her

    Look at her. LOOK AT HER. Effing GORGEOUS.